December 2010
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Resolusyon sa Bagong Taon
Bisyo
Marahil hindi ko na maitatanggi na marami akong bisyo ngayon. Hindi naman ako mabisyo dati pero tao lang sumusubok din ng mga bagay-bagay na hindi ko nakasanayan. Yosi, alak, gala, fashion statement, internet, cellphone at sex? Ano pa ba nakalimutan ko? Lahat ng ‘yan hindi ko nakasanayan nung bata ako hanggang sa kolehiyo pero nagbago yun ng nakilala ko mga ehemplo ng mga ito… kayo yun!...
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Brian O'Rourke
When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all drink beer, get drunk and go to heaven!
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Bill Vaughn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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Paputoook!
Hindi lahat ng paputok gawa sa pulbura, meron namang natural na tulad ng mga taga-India!
Happy New Year! →
rpriffic asked: advance happy new year! :)
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Malupit na banat ng isang batang tamad sa kanyang...
Umayos ka nay! Ang diyos nga sampu lang ang utos, ikaw madami. Gusto mo ipako din kita?
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Sa panahon ngayon, bihira na ang may matalik na kaibigan. Mas madalas ay may nagtatalik na kaibigan.
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Why I Love You
When you ask me why I love you,
I don’t know what to say.
I love every part of you
in every single way.
But if you want specifics,
I’ll try to meet your wish
And do my very, very best
to make a simple list.
I love you for your kisses,
something strong
and something light.
I love you for your patience
that never seem to end.
I love you for the fact
that I can call you...
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Does it matter?
Does sex matter when you’re in love? Maybe it does in some cases but not in mine. This is a about two people, one year apart but they see no problem. They fall in love with each other or at least he falls for her. He plays her games, he plays by the rules but in the end he is the fool. She says she loves him but she can’t stay for if she did she wouldn’t see the light of the...
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I'm the happiest person when I saw your face!
Sa tagalog, Ako ang pinakamasayang tao kapag nilagari ko yung mukha mo!
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Huwag mo akong itulak, baka hilahin kita at sabay tayong mahulog sa isa’t-isa.
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Testing!
May sinusubukan lang ang noob! Hahaha.
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Baon ng isang Probinsyano!
Wala naman sa laki ng baon diba? Basta share ko lang ha?!
Kindergarden - 5php, kasi hatid sundo ako tapos may baon na para sa recess.
Elementary (Grade 1-3) - 10php, naglevel up na ng konte. Same pa rin may baong dala.
Elementary (Grade 4-6) - 20php, may konting isip at at nahihiya na akong magdala ng baon kaya tiis kahit maliit lang ang baon.
High Shool - 25php to something, malapit lang yung...
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Bruno Mars
Doo-Wops & Hooligans Tour
Cebu on April 7, 2011 and Manila on April 8, 2011
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Gay Bar
Nanay: Ikaw bata ka! Nagpunta ka nga ba sa gay bar?
Bata: Opo!
Nanay: Ano nakita mo do'n na hindi mo dapat makita?
Bata: Si Itay po! Ang landi, tumitili pa.
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Crevo - Mash It Up 2K10 MP3 Download Link →
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DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2010 (Don't Stop... →
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DJ Dark Intensity - Pop Got Us Falling In Love MP3... →
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Trance
By far the best form of music that exists. A recent study showed that if a population is divided into musical preference, those who claim a strong allegiance to trance have the highest average IQ. Trance is the music of the genius-generation. Trance is indisputably one of the most emotional genres that actually exists, because it is all self-interpretation. There are no instrumental or musical...
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MMFF Sulat
Dear TANGING INA,
Pasensya na at hindi po ako naka-DALAW d’yan. Pero nagpadala po ako ng ROSARIO na may kasamang AGIMAT NI ENTENG. Binigay po yan ni FATHER JEJEMON sa akin at ginamit pa niya yan sa SHAKE RATTLE & ROLL na aling sa malayong lugar na METANOIA.
Nagmamahal,
SUPER INDAY
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Overheard!
Rihanna in a room with Pinocchio yelling “I love the way you lie!”
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Why do guys think more than girls, and why do...
Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips!
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Ain't bitter at all!
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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William Shakespeare
Love me, or hate me either is in my favor. If you love me I will always be in your heart, but if you hate me I will always be in your mind.
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sirseaweedbrain asked: ay hindi ka ba magiging active? =(
sirseaweedbrain asked: yehey. i hope we could be good friends..
arieston asked: Pwede mgtanong???