January 2011
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Nude pictures online
Usually I’m morally against naked pics on some sites. But damn! I’m really starting to hate profiles with “almost” naked pictures. What the heck?! So, I’m looking at this profile. This girl is gorgeous for no damn reason. I’m looking at each of her pictures. The more I scroll down, the better the view gets. Finally, I see one picture. Her face is flawless. Her...
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Ayaw ko na ng LOVE LIFE...
Gusto ko na ng SEX LIFE!
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Samu’t-saring text messages at facebook chats na ang aking natatangap bilang paunang bati dahil sa ilang oras na lang ay Pebrero na at malapit na ang Valentine’s Day. Normal na araw lang sa akin ang February 14, hindi dahil bitter ako at single.
Bakit nga ba mahalaga ang araw na ito? Ewan ko ba.
Sa aking natatandaan hindi pa ako nagkaroon ng jowa na umabot sa araw na ito. Ang ibig...
bhoighagho asked: haha seaman.. palaging horny...
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Gorilla face girls!
Just some helpful tips…
Taking off your clothes and showing your body doesn’t make you prettier in the face.
Give a fair warning before showing a close up of your face.
Quit taking sexy defaults half naked with your head turned so guys like me get scared half to death looking at the rest of you.
Quit taking group pictures with sexy girls. It’s not fun trying to guess who...
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I'm horny
[Insert nude artistic picture here]
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Little scared to know...
I guess I’m too old, but I’m scared to go to the doctor. Lol. I’m a not nurse, that just worsens the problem. I know what’s wrong with me. I don’t need a doctor to tell me. Getting the diagnosis just makes things worse. I don’t want to hear what I have and how they’re going to try to make it better. I don’t want to hear the lies and false hopes of a...
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NA o PA?
Alin kaya ang mas kaya mong pakinggan?
Mahal NA kita o Mahal PA kita?
Masaya NA ko sa’yo o Masaya PA ko sa’yo?
Hindi NA kita mahal o Hindi PA kita mahal?
Ayaw ko NA o Ayaw ko PA?
Tayo NA ba o Tayo PA ba?
Simpleng salita, isang letra lang ang naiba, pero ang laki ng nabago diba?
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Free Taste
Promo Girl: Free taste po Ma'am. Try po ninyo.
Misis: (tumikim ng isa) Bakit ganito ang lasa? Lasang bulok!
Promo Girl: Ayan! 'Yan po ang mangyayari sa pagkain ninyo kapag hindi ninyo nilagay sa refrigerator. Kaya Ma'am bumili na kayo ng refrigerator namin!
Misis: Hayoooop!
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Why is sucking dick so bad?!
I was just thinking about sucking penis, don’t ask me why. But I was wondering. Why is sucking penis considered nasty? Why is sucking penis not as accepted as eating vagina? What makes sucking penis different from licking vagina? Both are oral sex. Vaginas can cum just as well as a penis could. But then, a penis kind of shoots that nasty cum in your eyes and face and hair. Vaginas kind of...
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my BIGGEST fear
“We all live in fear of the day when memories are all we can hold.”
That’s my biggest fear. That’s the only down side of getting old. Thinking about everyone I love dying before me is the scariest thing I could ever imagine. Just the thought of it kills me. I wake up crying and feeling like dying. I already lost my grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a countless amount of friends. I don’t want to...
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Valentine's day is about the giving, right?!
14 days before Valentine’s day and here I am blogging myself to death because I’m effin single.
But anyway, anyone who says that Valentine’s day isn’t about the gifts, obviously hasn’t been showered with them on that special day by that special someone. I’m sorry, but the thought can matter on Christmas and Easter. Valentine’s day is about spending all...
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Why should I comment on your Facebook post?
I don’t like being told to do something. So, when I see messages or comments or chat that say, “commentmy post”, I usually turn the other way. I have to be in the mood to comment someone’s picture or status on their account. I don’t like when people ask me to do it. It’s like begging for sex, I’m just not interested anymore. On second thought, why should...
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I Don't Send Friend Requests!
I don’t send friend requests. So, if I sent you one, you should feel special. It means I thought enough about you to change. It means there was something so special about you that I felt compelled to adjust my habits. If I request you, it says that the personality you displayed on your page spoke to me. Your words touched my heart. Your “lol” moments made me truly “laugh out loud”. Your mentality...
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ehmceetots asked: bat follow ka ng follow ? ina-unfollow mo ba ko hahaha ^_^
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formspring.me
Fuck me with your queries! http://formspring.me/jrcrosales
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End of the World!
I’ve got a friggin’ huge pimple growing on my chin. The odd thing is, it wasn’t so big just a couple of hours ago. It is growing at a tremendous rate, and it’s showing no signs of stopping. I hate to inform you that by tomorrow night, it would’ve grown so big that the amount of gravity it would have will pull the sun towards us, incinerating us to ash before colliding...
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Masturbatin'
[Insert nude artistic picture here]
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I'm just so tired of living!
Tonight is one of those nights where I wish someone would just come into my room and kill me. Really, if someone could just come and end my life right now, that’d be absolutely great.
And as for you, you don’t deserve this. You deserve so much more and I’m sorry.
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What Makes You Happy?
Friends, food and beer.
-Marco Alfonso Go Santos
A simple smile from someone brightens my day.
-Joshua André
Knowing God. Serving God,lastly living with God.
-Percidyl Perocho Saldivar
If I can achieve my hopes and dreams in life.
-Ramz Luague Pacaña Batayola
The closest I can get to explaining happiness at the moment is to say that it’s what makes me come alive.
-Kristian...
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Empty?
I feel empty tonight. Besides the word “empty”, I seriously don’t know how to describe what I’m feeling. There’s just a void inside me. And I don’t know what is causing the void, or what should be filling the void. It’s just there. Don’t you hate it when you know there’s something wrong with you, but you just can’t place what exactly it...
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I do suck...
I just realized that Homosexuals would be quite turned on by the title of this post. Well, I don’t mean that kind of ‘suck’ running in your mind. I mean the i’m-not-good-at-this kind of ‘suck’ or am I?!
So anyway, a few tempers flared up at my childhood friend’s house today, over a couple of reasons I shall not disclose here. I felt very uncomfortable,...
jayxposed asked: bakit unfollow at follow ulit? lol
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I really don't understand why:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
What in the fucking world is...
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Bad Temper
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
The first day, the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold...
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How many times do we miss God's blessings because...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.
As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his...
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“We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are...”
– Mother Teresa
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Blessed Sunday
“Blessed the poor in spirit; the kingdom of heaven is theirs.”
(Matthew 5:3) I realize that I tend to think mostly about God the Father, focusing a lot on my relationship with Him, and how angry/disappointed he is that I haven’t really been that great a Christian as of late. Every day I reflect and think about how much I’ve changed. How I’ve grown more mature in the way I think and, to a certain...
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Laughing My Ass Out
Hey, don’t ask me, my tanggero friend’s the one who suggested blogging about this.
Okay. So why do people love to laugh?
The reason is simple. Everybody is stressed out, right? Like dinosaurs looking up into the sky and seeing a meteorite coming, especially we Filipinos. And the worst part is that even when we get holidays, we still all go and find jobs. Jobs you know! bI can’t understand...
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ToiletThinking
“Apparently, men do their best thinking in the toilet.” (Vanessa Ho Ting Ching, 1990-present) Well not me. I do my best thinking in the coffeeshop near my pad (“pad” sounds so much cooler than “rented room”). Anyway today I was thinking about my previous post, which involved a picture of a woman sleeping in the MRT; a picture which I find very, very funny. I...
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Big breasted women make better suicide bombers
To Be Depressed, or Not To Be Depressed?
Today was a confusing day. In the afternoon, I got some pretty depressing news. Like the depressing-until-can-die kind of depressing. I’m not going to tell you what the news is, because I’m sadistic and leaving you all curious and wanting to know is quite fun. But the point is, I’m depressed. But on the other hand, I just came back from a drinking...
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5 things na mababago kapag nagkaroon ng "Sex...
5. Walang absent sa klase. 4. Hindi na uso ang cutting classes. 3. Lahat nagrerecite. 2. Lahat Top 1. 1. Walang maingay, serious lahat. FOCUS!
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